We hope that we are getting this letter off in time to reach you before Christmas. Even though you are one of the thousands of those following 'thoughts of a beardsman' we do realize you are busy and hope you can squeeze in time for us. It has been a busy year for us so far and before the holiday season fully hits we wanted to get down a few present ideas.
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We wish for:
Continued glorious Beard growth. If only to follow in your footsteps (Odin/Saint Nicholas/Sinterklauss)
A karate belt for Ayden
A football trophy for Elijah
The rest of Jerry Richi's pants (he has been wearing those same highwaters for years. It's embarrassing the rest of us)Speedy recovery for Trick Daddy (just layed his bad-ass scooter down and busted his leg)
Another Panther's win
We wish that if someone chooses to end their own life that you prevent them from harming others in the process. Beard says that's a chicken shit way to go. Mourn the victim not glorify the murderer by lamenting what went wrong with their life.
Driving lessons for our boy Ryan who after 15 years of driving still can't drive a vehicle longer than 2 months without dinging something.
The patience to deal with beard haters
Gold teeth for the rest of Samuel's mouth (Capital Grille people know what I am talking about)
The abolition of archaic rights-stealing amendments like Amendment 1 in NC. Beard says boo to infringing on other's rights out of your own hatred and fear.
Another year of delicious sandwiches The strength and perseverance to continue being the nation's 47th most visited blog about beards.
For my boy Darrell to be able to see his toes again with his new drink less beer and more scotch approach. "real men drink scotch...I should be able to drink scotch". Hell yeah! Pulling for Team Green!
Last but not least I would really like my son to be able to do the following
-Breakdance and/or Dougie
-Sing at least one Merle Haggard song
-A backflip
-Read me a book
-Ask the Beard for advice on things every once in awhile
Thanks Santa
tim buchanan is the biggest tool ive ever met, nice samuel reference. i havnt been watching the panthers lately, howd that chiefs game end up
ReplyDelete? i got 5 on giants tonight? and another 5 that says the qb gets sacked 5 times by jpp and company.
Ayden loves that he made your Christmas wish list, Tim and Beard, he is very honored!
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