Stop it Syria - close to 10,000 of your own people...beard on beard violence is good for no one...so stop it
Stop it Segway tours - Beard says these are the creepiest forms of transportation and calls for them to be abolished...rolling by slightly leaning forward with your oversized helmets in your little groups of overweight Caucasians from the Midwest all staring beady eyed. Stop it.
Stop it Woman driver on your phone - if you already struggle with things like traffic patterns, accelerating, steering, merging, signaling, etc then why add another element like trying to call your friend to talk about nothing? Put the phone down lovely ladies of the interstate and STOP it!Stop it People telling me that Movember is over and asking why haven't I shaved. Retort .. "Parden me nancy but why don't you and your yuppie friends worry about where your next latte is coming from instead of bothering me about my glorious Beard. Do I need to wait for a contrived month of moustache growing to grow a beard? No, I don't. Beard Season is year round. Now Stop it and go get back in your Mercedes SUV and go get mani/pedi with your friends.
Stop it News Anchors using the words fiscal cliff and politicians causing them to use these words so often. This is a two-fer stop it. Politicians .. put your big boy pants on and come up with a solution. News anchors.. please report on said solution then move on.. John Stewart and Stephen Colbert - keep doing what you are doing.
Stop it People who wear hats or earphones (Beats audio) inside a building. My Beard and I are thrilled that you either spent $200 on those earphones or shop lifted them but you don't need to bring them to a restaurant with you. Talk to the person across from you. All hats but especially baseball caps with straight bills and the license sticker still attached need to come off in a building. If you have a hard time with this go ask your grandparents. Little shits. Stop it.
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