Movember, and its moustache loving/charitable cause, is in the rear view window. This means Beard can say what he has been wanting to say about moustaches since he started writing this blog.
The moustache is to a beard what.....
Tyson is to Ali
Johnny Football is to Teddy Ballgame
Dude, Where's my Car is to The Big Lebowski
Miller 64 is to Old English 40 oz
Jack Johnson is to Sublime
Mac & Cheese is to Lasagna
Damn....The Beard is on Fire.
The moustache is to a beard what ....
A fiat is to a Ford Truck
The Golden Compass is to The Lord of the Rings
Three Doors Down is to Stone Temple Pilots
Alton Brown is to Harold McGee (for the foodies)
Leverage is to the A-TEAM
SNAP....The Beard is killing the Stache..."A Beard and a Moustache walk in to a bar....Only the Beard walks out!!"
The moustache is to a beard what....
Andy Dick is to Sean Connery
Secret is to Old Spice
Bobby Brown is to Otis Redding
Punch Drunk Love is to Waterboy
The Smurfs are to The Thundercats
Dan Brown is to Steinbeck
Creamy Peanut Butter is to Crunchy
Joe Theisman is to Lawrence Taylor
RIP - Movember and the Stache.
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