Bill Cowher, Chucky, and the Walking Dead

With the Panther's on the backend of another disappointment of a season it is time to talk coaching change.  Beard and I have met Rivera several times and think he is a very nice man.  That being said Ron ain't cutting the flipping mustard.  Our team is good 2 quarters a game.  Not enough.  Gruden will be talked about but how could Cam take someone that looks like Chucky from Childs Play serious.  He already has to pretend not to find everything Steve Smith does hilarious.

After hours of tape and phone calls with several leading candidates like Andy Reid, Gruden, Garrett, Kiffin, and Romeo Beard and I have a pick.  We have spelled it out below:

Could actually give this team a backbone

Once broke Jeff Fisher's leg when Cowher was an Eagle and Fisher was a Bear.

Was a starting linebacker, team captain, and team MVP at NC State university

Has worn a beard (albeit a baby beard) and several points in his life

Exactly what we need.  At one point Cowher's Steelers had a record of 108-1 when leading by 11pts.  What team do we all know has blown leads this season???

Raleigh is two hours a way.  That is where Bill choose to move his family to and where he currently resides.

 

 

Bill are you listening?

 

 

 

 

The Walking Dead - Rick wake up man.  There is no one on the phone! Get your shit together and get back in the game.  Hershel - stay up homey.

 

 

Sons of Anarchy - Shame on you for letting Opie die.  RIP bearded brother.

 

 

American Horror Story - He's a Nazi.