1. If Chuck Norris had been wearing a beard he would have beaten Bruce Lee in 1972 Way of the Dragon. (youtube Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris HD for possibly the most glorious fight scene ever)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrINcLCy3wQ&feature=related
2. Men who wear a beard raise better looking children. Scientifically proven. Reference my child Wylie B for tangible proof.
3. Adolf Hitler, George W. Bush, Bill Belichick - No Beards
4. There is a medical disorder categorized by the American Association of Physicians call 'beard envy disorder'. Google it. Unfortunately, there seems to be a small outbreak of this disorder in the Charlotte area. To avoid doctors recommend the practice of complimenting the beards of three strangers a week.
5. Forrest Gump, one of the world's best runners of all time, was at his physical peak while wearing a beard. http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=picture+of+forrest+gump+with+beard&view=detail&id=D4F259B5C18DFF349FCBB8F0A3E68F8D70033DAB&first=1
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